Lame puns and all that jazz.

Seriously, I'm just a secretly super outgoing person who acts shy at school so that people will leave me alone. Whoops. Stage acting is my life right now, and I love it. I'm pretty cool once you get past my lame puns and stupid jokes. ✨



some of these are scary accurate 

this is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

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Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

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imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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“When I love you,
I really fucking love you.
There are no in betweens.
I don’t know what grey is.
My love is black and white.”

—   (My love is true)

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im not smokin pot im smokin hot

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sometimes I want to listen to soft nice indie music and sometimes I want to listen to heavy metal rock and sometimes I want to listen to hardcore gangster rap and that’s just life

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don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

you tellin me you cant get jacked up on pepsi?

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