Lame puns and all that jazz.

Seriously, I'm just a secretly super outgoing person who acts shy at school so that people will leave me alone. Whoops. Stage acting is my life right now, and I love it. I'm pretty cool once you get past my lame puns and stupid jokes. ✨

“Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.”

—   The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

(via damnittori)

queefyburger:

in need of hickeys and chinese food

(via damnittori)

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via damnittori)

princeowl:

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than I do and this inconveniences me because now I have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

(via hotboysofficial)

sav-sheeran:

illfightmycorner:

(x)

why do i find this kinda funny?. “It’s a simple love song that I wrote when I was really pissed” 

(via edsbigcock)

unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.

unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.

(via hotboysofficial)