Lame puns and all that jazz.

Seriously, I'm just a secretly super outgoing person who acts shy at school so that people will leave me alone. Whoops. Stage acting is my life right now, and I love it. I'm pretty cool once you get past my lame puns and stupid jokes. ✨

sheeriosnotcheerios:

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kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

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backwoodsbarbie61:

*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?

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Ed looks so innocent but I bet there is just this wild animal underneath that ginger hair and puppy dog eyes :-)

"they say I’m up and coming like I’m fucking on an elevator"

How am I just now realizing what this lyric actually meant omg Ed Sheeran is the hottest motherfucker out there right now

He is so hot oh sweet jesus

(Source: sheeranupdate, via inspiredbyedsheeran)

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timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

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